I
don’t
know
about
you,
but
when
I
have
a
nasty
case
of
the
hot
phone,
I
have
to
get
rid
of
that
heat
this
instant.
Just
kidding,
I
usually
just
put
it
down
for
a
while
or
restart
it
when
it’s
being
especially
stubborn.
But
there
are
companies
out
there
marketing
a
different
solution:
little
stick-on
phone-cooling
fans
that
purport
to
draw
all
that
heat
away.
And
their
product
images
are
a
little,
uh,
excessively
icy.
How
did
it
come
to
this?
What
kicked
off
this
arms
race
of
increasingly
frosty
phones?
I
have
to
assume
things
started
innocently
enough,
but
these
RGB-riddled
things
are
pretty
squarely
aimed
at
gamers
—
I’d
guess
it
didn’t
take
long
for
these
product
shots
to
snowball
into
the
wildly
unrealistic
pictures
on
Amazon
today.
In
this
scenario
I’ve
invented,
this
Trakxy
Magnetic
Phone
Cooler
for
Gaming
is
what
our
patient
zero
would
look
like.
The
tasteful
use
of
a
blue
phone
and
blue
highlights
circling
the
fan
tells
me
all
I
need
to
know
about
this
magnetically-attached
fan.
Some
mild
frost
here
and
some
icicles.
Maybe
a
bit
excessive,
but
I
don’t
think
I’d
look
at
this
lavender-colored
puck
and
correctly
guess
its
purpose
otherwise,
so
it
gets
a
pass.
Of
course
they
have
them
for
iPads,
too.
At
first
glance,
this
picture
is
pretty
harmless.
Until
you
look
at
the
digital
display.
Is
Teesso
claiming
this
thing
will
drop
your
tablet
to
five
below
zero?
I’m
not
sure
I
want
that!
Here’s
where
things
really
start
to
go
downhill.
Black
Shark
claims
this
will
drop
your
phone’s
temperature
by
“up
to
35°C.”
Some
of
them
turn
your
phone
into
an
F-Zero
racer!
At
least
this
one
comes
with
finger
warmers.
Very
considerate.
Like
the
low-opacity
snowflake
pattern
overlaid
on
this
one.
And
now,
here
is
the
final
boss.
The
phone
cooler
to
end
all
phone
coolers.
One
that
nobody
has
ever
written
a
bad
review
of
because
their
fingers
are
too
frozen
to
do
so.
I
present
the
Yanism
Magnetic
Cell
Phone
Cooler.
Original author: Wes Davis
Comments